Unsafe Lame Change

Yes, I am doing a lame post on a Wednesday. I feel it is the wrong thing to do, but I thought of that title while at work today, and, you know, it kind of fits with the wrong thing to do.

I am less than one week away from posting every day for one year. Do I think something magical is going to happen if I meet this goal? Yes, I suppose I do. Please, nobody shatter my illusions. Let me just keep going for now.

This being a Lame Post, I do have a random observation to share. As I parked in the parking lot at my place of employment this morning, I noticed a car with the windows all fogged up. I did not try to peek in at the edges, but I just couldn’t help but wonder how they got all fogged up. Yes, you can snigger, I do mean to imply something naughty.

Then I thought, maybe I can get Steven to drive me to work some morning and we can do something naughty to steam up the windows before I go into work. Wouldn’t that be nice? I could go into work with my hair all disheveled and a big smile on my face. Actually, I have messy hair and a smile many days, but now it would be for a good reason.

Imagine my chagrin when I came out to my truck to go home and the windows were entirely fogged. It was an extremely humid, rainy day. So I guess nobody was doing anything naughty. Alas. At least, I don’t think anybody broke into my truck during the course of the day for the sole purpose of doing something naughty. If they did, that might be one for World’s Dumbest Outlaws.

And speaking of World’s Dumbest, I am missing tonight’s episode as I type this. But I see I am almost up to 300 words. A respectable number of words, if not a particularly respectable post (Lame Wednesday? Naughty things? Not respectable, I’m afraid). It was kind of fun to compose. And I’m one more day closer to my goal. Happy Wednesday, everyone.

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