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My Cookie Adventure

I hope nobody thinks I am trying to turn this into a culinary blog by immediately following a cooking post with a baking post, but it occurred to me as I was making these morsels that it might make a good blog post. And, you know, it’s Christmas week. I celebrate and I’m not ready. I think this will be something I can write fast but still be worth a read. We’ll see.

So I had this bold idea to make cookies for Christmas. I used to do this a long time ago, make scads of cookies and give them out by the plateful. Till one year I was pressed for time and got so stressed, Steven suggested I cut back. I thought this good advice and took it. However, I find if I don’t make cookies too often or too many at once, it can be an enjoyable occupation.

Fast forward to 2014, when some people at my place of employment had a pig-in one of the last days before shut-down. Naturally I participated. And proceeded to make rather a pig of myself over these little round cookies with mini chocolate chips. I asked my co-worker for the recipe, if it wasn’t a family secret. It was not. I wrote it down in the crappy notebook I keep in the cargo pocket of my BDU pants (which I wear to work).

When I was at the store this morning I purchased mini chocolate chips. I was pretty sure I had the other ingredients (and here’s where I hope this recipe isn’t copyrighted and illegal to share): 3 sticks butter, 3/4 cup powdered sugar, 1 tablespoon vanilla, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 3 cups flour, bag of mini chips. My friend said he uses margarine, but I used real butter. I put it out to soften and puttered around doing other things for a while.

After preheating the oven to 375 degrees, I got out a bowl and started putting in ingredients. Oh dear, there wasn’t a whole lot of powdered sugar in that box. Surely there would be 3/4 cup. There was. Phew! Now the bottle of vanilla doesn’t look if there is a tablespoon’s worth. Mmm… no. Crap! I went to six stores this morning and they all had grocery sections! Why oh why do I never check these things before I leave the house? I looked once more in the cupboard, just to be sure. Oh, there is an unopened bottle of vanilla. Silly me.

I began to stir the mess with a wooden spoon. It was tough going. That butter had not softened very much. I tried the potato masher. Mash, scrape off masher, mash, scrape off masher, repeat till arms get tired. I began to question my recipe. Surely there must be an egg or something to add more moisture. This is what I get for following a recipe that was verbally told to me while I wrote it down. I admit I am not the most reliable scribe.

Then I remembered my friend telling me he mixed it with his hands. I knew I was going to have to use my hands eventually, because you roll these into balls rather than dropping them onto the cookie sheet by the spoonful, like civilized cookies. I washed my hands carefully (YES, I washed them before I started, but since I was going to get them all in the dough I thought I’d better be extra clean).

It was a miracle! As I started to mush it around, it magically became cookie consistency. I was delighted and only wished I had gotten the cookie sheets out of the cupboard and sprayed with no-stick before I had gotten my hands all doughy. No matter.

I fear I was not consistent in the size of my little cookie balls, but I’m sure they’ll do. The recipe called for baking them 10 to 12 minutes; mine went the full twelve. My friend had put food coloring in some of his before baking and rolled them all in powdered sugar after baking, but I omitted these steps.

When they had cooled enough, I tasted one of the cookies. Yummy! It will take stern self-discipline on my part to make sure these cookies last long enough for me to share with people on my Christmas list. Hmmm…. perhaps I should not have written this blog post. Now all my friends and family will want cookies. I’m going to need more powdered sugar.

Bad Cookie Day

So I have to get ready for the matinee of Harvey at Ilion Little Theatre (did I mention I was in a play?)(for those of you just tuning in, yes, I have, several times). Steven is at work. I feel stressed. I guess what I’m saying is, Lame Post Week Continues.

I guess I never declared this Lame Post Week, but I think I did mention that my blog might become All Harvey All The Time or some such nonsense. Be that as it may, I did try to have a cooking, or rather a baking adventure prior to my theatre preparations for the day.

While perusing Women’s Day magazine this morning (June 2012 issue), I discovered what purported to be “the simplest cookies you ever made.” I looked at the magazine just now to make that quote and found my error: I thought it said the EASIEST cookies I ever made. It does claim the cookies are yummy, my favorite flavor. I thought I would surprise Steven and give them a try.

I did some grocery shopping after I dropped him off at work, so made sure I had a big jar of peanut butter. I do love peanut butter. I eat it almost every morning on a banana. Yum. Back home I did some laundry and dithered about washing the dishes before I began baking (decided to wait; after all I was only going to dirty more dishes).

After preheating the oven to 350 degrees and locating my hand mixer, I measured out a cup of peanut butter. Boy, is that stuff sticky. Then 3/4 cup packed light brown sugar. The brown sugar was so lumpy as to be difficult to pack. I trusted the mixer to break up the lumps and did the best I could. I was forced to do a little math, though, at which I am not reliable, because I have no 3/4 cup measure. I thought 1/2 plus 1/4 equals 3/4. Phew, that wasn’t so hard was it? I used the same calculation for the 3/4 tsp baking soda. And looked at the recipe three times to be sure it was teaspoon not tablespoon.

I didn’t have large eggs, so I used a medium and took a spoon to scrape all the white out of the shells. A friend once told me that a baker’s dozen was 13, because bakers scraped all the white out of the shell and it made a whole other egg. I didn’t know if that would make the correct amount of egg, but as usual, I hoped for the best.

Those are all the ingredients in the recipe, but the picture looked like the cookies had white chocolate chips. I added dark chocolate chips. Some people make a recipe the correct way before experimenting. Apparently I do not.

It was surprisingly easy to mix with the hand mixer. I was right about the lumps. It was less easy getting the peanut buttery stuff off the beaters, but I did my best. I used a regular spoon to drop onto the baking sheets, which I used cooking spray on because I did not have the parchment paper the recipe called for. The recipe said “level teaspoonfuls,” but whatever. The recipe also said “makes 5 dozen,” so I guess I made mine too big. No matter. They were in the oven and I waited 8 of the 8 to 10 minutes.

So much for my bright experiments: whether it was the medium egg or the chocolate chips, the cookies fell apart as I took them off the baking sheet. How annoying! Well, perhaps they would taste delicious after they cooled. Hmmm…. they didn’t taste bad, but they continued to fall apart. Also, they gunked up my mouth remarkably like eating straight peanut butter by the spoonful (um, not that I ever do that).

I had had a vision of bringing some to Steven when I pick him up from work, but I fear they wiould be too messy. Also, we’re about to do a play; we probably had better not gunk up our mouths too much. I had earlier had an idea of bringing cookies to share with the other actors. I remembered halfway through getting the peanut butter out of the jar that at least one cast member has a peanut allergy. I knew I should have gone with Nestle Tollhouse.