You know, like how Snagglepuss used to say, “Exit, stage left!” I always liked that line.
Of course it is Lame Post Friday. Perhaps you hoped I would not have one, since yesterday’s post was, well, I guess a little lame, too. Then again, that usually doesn’t stop me (ssSomebody, sstop me!) (like Jim Carrey in Mask, a movie I have only seen once, not all the way through) (have you just lost all respect for me?).
Where was I? Ah yes, trying to get my blog post published before I get ready for rehearsal for Roxy, the play being put on by Herkimer County Historical Society at Ilion Little Theatre (I thought it would be good to say that again). It is one week before opening night. They still have not gotten the gallows squared away, which I suppose should be good news for me, since I am playing the character who gets hanged. Rehearsal may run late, but that is OK with me, because I don’t have to work tomorrow. Yay!
I have my contact lenses in, which I very rarely wear. I get the one-day disposables for precisely that reason. I get awesome distance vision with them. Close up, not so much. To see my computer properly I have on a pair of over-the-counter readers. Full disclosure: I bought them because they were on sale and had rhinestones. I don’t know what power they are.
I shall declare this post sufficient for Lame Post Friday purposes. I must go do my hair, look over my lines, and get ready to murder my husband with an ax, theatrically speaking, of course. Happy Friday, everyone.