I don’t know why that entire paragraph is indented. I’m on the Classic Editor, dammit! I tried to fix it but cannot. Never mind, on with the post.
For the first walk I wore a sweatshirt under a rain jacket. It was a comfortable combination at the time. Unfortunately, I was having a hot flash when I left the second time. This rain jacket is too hot! Take it off! So I did. A block away from my house I wished I had not but continued my walk, hoping for another hot flash.

This is a good one!
I always admire snowball bushes after the season. They turn brown so nicely! I paused to take a picture of one I particularly liked.
The wind picked up, and I began to really regret leaving the rain jacket home. What the hell was I thinking? Why do I do these stupid things? Thus I rendered my walk even less enjoyable.
I paused to take a picture of another bush, then got myself home as quickly as I could without giving myself shin splints (which is just the sort of stupid thing I am likely to do).
As you may guess, I am not having the best of days today. Of course it is my own fault. Operator Error, the story of my life! No matter. We can only do the best we can and hope for a better day tomorrow.