The earlier in the morning I make my late posts, the less late they seem. That is logical, of course. However, there is also the school of thought that a miss is as good as a mile; that is, late is late. As long as you’re late, you might as well be REALLY late. Then again, sometimes you are so late, you might just as well not bother.
I find it does not pay to generalize.
Anyways, here we are, early Saturday morning, I couldn’t sleep any more, I hope my husband, Steve, is bringing me coffee (he is!), and I don’t really have a whole lot to say, even for a Lame Post Friday post.
It is raining heavily and has been since yesterday afternoon. I guess we can’t say Hurricane Nicole never gave us nuthin’.
By the way, that is one of my favorite things to say, “Don’t say I never gave you nuthin’!”
Some examples:
Someone: You gave me your cold!
Me: Don’t say I never gave you nuthin’!
Person: You’re always giving me crap!
Me: Don’t say I never gave you nuthin’!
Song on the Radio: You’ve given me (given me) nothing but shattered dreams (shattered dreams)!
Me: Don’t say I never gave you nuthin’!
Blog Reader: You keep giving us with these late, lame posts!
Me: Don’t say I never gave you nuthin’!
Mohawk Valley Girl 
Love this. Btw I have given my wife coffee every morning for almost 17 years. Yes, it’s a masculine thing to do 😉
I have been known to bring him coffee on occasion, but then I like to mix things up.