Am I ever glad it’s Lame Post Friday! And not just in a TGIF sort of way. I had a perfectly dreadful migraine today. It’s still not quite gone but is much better. I apologize for complaining about my ills. I fear I am turning into one of those kvetches who is always pissing and moaning about something. People will stop believing anything really hurts, if they even believe me now. And if they do believe me, they will get tired of hearing it.
OK, new paragraph, new line of thought.
I typed that sentence in then sat here and stared at it. This will never do. In desperation, I turn to my Media Library and look for a monster picture.
Vincent Price in The Tingler, one of my favorites (both the actor and the movie). “Scream! Scream for your lives!” That is appropriate for today, since I thought to myself at one point, “I am in screaming pain.” Only I did not scream. Would it have helped? Too late to find out now. I am only in whining pain. Oh, dammit, I’m talking about my ills again. Quick, look for another monster.
That actor is all wrapped up in his part. One thing about sleeping in a coffin, you would be unlikely to toss and turn.
Maybe I should do the opposite of what the did in The Brain that Wouldn’t Die. He saved his girlfriend’s head and looked for a new body to put it on. I could cut off my aching head and replace it with one that doesn’t hurt. Maybe a smarter one, too. And with better hair while we’re at it. Come to think of it, my body isn’t so great either, so why would I want to be keeping that? Waaaait a minute! I can’t get a whole new me! Can I? That’s getting too philosophical for me. Then again, I do like to indulge in half-baked philosophy on Lame Post Friday.
I shall close this nonsense with The Brain from Planet Arous, since I am obviously making very little use of my brain today. I hope you are all having an enjoyable Friday evening.