Naturally I Blog About Monsters

Once again I suffer from the type-it-in-backspace-it-out disease.  I thought I could make at least a Mid-Week Monsters post.  I am kind of sort of watching Dateline on Roku TV as I type this.  It is an episode I have seen several times, about a case I have seen covered on other true crime shows.  Murderers are real-life monsters, I think, although that is some half-baked philosophy more suited to Lame Post Friday.

A murder not covered on Dateline.

Here is one of those real-life monsters, a famous local case, Chester Gillette’s murder of his pregnant girlfriend Grace Brown.  He looks awfully handsome for a monster, but murders often do.

Here’s a scarier looking killer!

Here is another real-life monster, a man-eating shark!  One could argue that the shark is merely following its nature; it is unfair to blame it.  Regular readers know, I am no hand at argument.  By the way,  this may not be a real shark but Bruce, the mechanical star of JAWS, I add in the interests of accuracy.  One could then argue that this is not a real-life monster after all, but one of the movie variety.  I feel this is merely quibbling, because there are in fact sharks that actually kill people.  Or at least bite their legs off, which I consider pretty monstrous behavior.

You can’t even see the killers in this shot. Sorry about that.

As long as we’re into killers in nature, I conclude with this picture from Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds.  Of course the birds in this movie do not behave the way most birds do in nature.  I think this is pretty good news for most of us.

I see I am approaching 300 words, which is also good news to me.  I hope this post has not been too monstrous.  Perhaps I should have gone for a Wuss-out Wednesday post instead.