My evening has kind of gotten away from me, but perhaps I could manage a Monstrous Monday Post. Full disclosure: I spent a good portion of the evening watching a two-hour Dateline on DVR. In my defense, Keith Morrison. Hubba, hubba!
It’s really Keith’s voice that curdles me. So mellifluous! And when he talks about murder and mayhem, I have all my favorite things! But he is scarcely monstrous. What else can I come up with?
One reaon I am so sluggish is the extreme humidity we have been experiencing today. Oh, stop playing that miniature violin! I know others have it worse, and some demented people even like it. As for me, I am hunkered down near a fan, thinking longingly of central air. Or fall.
Ah yes, The Blob. I am feeling rather blobulous myself lately. I walk almost every day and try not to eat too much, but these moderate measures seem to be no match for middle age. There’s a monster for you!
I modify the advice: Know when to give up, lie down in front of a fan, and go to sleep! At least I made it to 200 words. Thank you for tuning in.