As flustered as I was on Thursday, I remained so on Friday. So much so that I did not make a blog post. Part of me says, why call attention to my failings? Just make the blog post. No one will care if it is late. If they do, as a co-worker of mine used to say, they’ll get over it or they’ll get therapy.
Once again making this blog All Shooting at the Grange All The Time, my mission, if I chose to accept it (just to throw in a ’70’s television reference), was to print out and photocopy programs for our murder mystery, which goes up today, April 29 at Salisbury Grange. A cast member has revised the program I had first typed up, a mere one page outlining the setting and characters. She had also made up little forms for people to write their guesses on. My cast members always go above and beyond!
My problems were mostly of timing. I wanted to go to Basloe Library in Herkimer to print them. They close at five and I believe like to shut down the computers a half hour before closing. I get into town just before four, filthy dirty from my job (I add, in case anybody thinks I am complaining, that it is a perfectly good job and I am washable). I prefer to shower and change before inflicting myself upon places.
As the great philosopher Mick Jagger said, you can’t always get what you want. I went to the library dirty. Nobody complained. They are always very nice there. I found out they also make copies, charging the same that they charge per sheet for printing. In hindsight, I wish I had just printed out 80 copies and had done with, but I wanted to get fancy.
Back home I contacted a couple of retail places that do copies, hoping I could also purchase colored paper to copy on. Did you know you cannot just call a store and talk to a person any more? Your call has to be “directed” and sometimes you have to listen to an automated voice and press a bunch of numbers first. Technology! Sheesh!
After that annoyance (yes, yes, I know it is a first world problem! Once again, Sheesh!), I found out that the places I called charge as much or more as the library! I decided to give my money to the library. A quick look at Facebook told me Frankfort Free Library was open till seven. Sweet!
I took a fast shower and hurried to a store which does not need a plug from Mohawk Valley Girl for fancy colored paper. Feeling I now had plenty of time, I stopped at Valley Wine and Liquor, where they were doing a tasting of Apothic Wines. I’ll have to write a blog post about that (preview of coming attractions).
In Frankfort I discovered that Facebook had betrayed me. The library had closed at five. Alas! I gave up the mission till Saturday morning. Since I was in Frankfort, however, I went to Fratello’s Pizzeria for some food and relaxation.
Wow, look! I am over 500 words! If you have read to the end, I offer you my most sincere thanks.