Does it count as a late post when you go to bed but wake up around 1 a.m., can’t sleep, and say, “Oh hell, I’ll make my blog post.”? One could argue both sides, but I don’t suppose it matters. Full disclosure: I also can’t think of anything to say in a blog post. Then again, this is my Lame Post Friday post. Let’s see what I can come up with.
Here’s a weird thing. As I typed in “come up with” my head was thinking “put up with.” I am one finger pecking on my Tablet (I misplaced the stylus), and I seem to be doing it even more slowly than usual. Hence, as I think the words and type them, my brain has plenty of time to come up with alternative phrasings, appropriate or not.
I just realized, this is kind of an improvement. In many of my recent blog posts, I have been whining about being brain dead. Now my brain is… oh this is funny. As I was debating whether my brain was “kind of working” or “marginally functioning” or perhaps merely “coming up with things,” my predictive text thingy suggested “not responding”.
Just thought I would throw in The Brain from the Planet Arous, since we were talking about brains. Illustrations do pep up a post, don’t they?
And I see I am over 200 lame words. Score! I wonder if I could sleep now. My body says, “No promises.”